Bill's parents gifted us an amazing Honeymoon cruise to Progreso and Cozumel, Mexico. Here are a few pictures from our trip. We are still in post-vacation mourning. ;)
As soon as we got on the boat, we got the sugary-sweet-fruity-alcoholic-beverage-special-in-a-souvenir-cup (with a pineapple and cherry garnish, of course!) which would later prove to be a really bad idea for me. (Two rum-vodka-whatever else with fruit punch drinks for a girl who rarely drinks and usually sticks to vodka sodas + unexpected sea sickness = Puke City.) I'd love to go on about the trip in great detail, but after those drinks- things gets hazy ("Spring Break, whoooooo!!!")... so here's what I wrote down on a piece of Carnival stationary the last day of our trip (not very helpful):
Monday: Breakfast in Galveston, Boarded the Ship, Casino, Dinner in Dining Room, Emily gets sea sick :(
(We stuck to the penny slots and that night in the dining room I think Bill had brisket and I had salmon with cheesecake-to-go for us both because our table-mates were a little too chatty for our taste. We're usually pretty quiet people, on top of that I was more than likely having a hard time keeping food down... I'm sure they were lovely, we saw more of them several times during the trip. *The best time was in Progreso when the wife was having tequila poured down her throat and her head ...among other things... shaken by the bartender. Bill and I both did the same thing... no judging, it's Mexico.*)
Tuesday: Breakfast at Buffet, Shopping on Ship, Casino, Piano Sing-Along
(We never had breakfast in the formal dining room, but who cares because the buffet was fantastic! Breakfast is my favorite. Getting to wake up and have breakfast with my Husband on a giant boat is my favorite. I think at this point I'd gotten my sea legs <sort of, I still couldn't stomach much alcohol for the rest of the trip, which isn't really a bad thing?> at this point and am remembering french toast with blueberry butter and grits and eggs and delicious bacon and sauteed mushrooms and lots of fresh fruit. Basically, we love to eat and the food (specifically breakfast) was the bomb.
The ship had a few shops: a Carnival shop with souvenir stuff, a coffee/pastry/gelato shop, a candy shop and the one I spent the most time at, the "super expensive shop that you can't really afford but is fun to look at" shop. Makeup, perfume, skin care, watches, diamonds and other jewels, etc. But they also had some great sales and I got two pretty jewelry pouches and a giant yellow beach bag (that matched the sun hat that I never wore because it was too huge, but still, MATCHED IT PERFECTLY) for $12. The bag was a great buy- perfect size, I used it the entire trip and it carried all of our souvenirs home.
I'm sure we did the same ol', same ol' at the Casino. Neither of us are gamblers. I'm not sure which day it was (probably Tuesday, because I think it was the night before Progreso), but I won like, $20 at the penny slots and cashed out. HEY, BIG SPENDER!! DA, DA, DA DAAA!!! Bill spent a little more time there than I did (while I was being boring and napping off sea sickness or booze or sunburn or all of the above in our room)... so we definitely spent some $$$, but not a lot. I'd rather shop and he's a penny pincher.
The Piano Sing-Along Bar was my favorite place on the ship (besides our room and balcony, of course). Bill's, too, I think. We're not really the type to go booty dance at the "club" (unless, you know, we are reeeeally overserved)...so the cozy little piano bar with a slightly older (ok, ok, the much older) crowd was where we fit in- because we are OLD SOULS, GODDAMMIT (or maybe just old, whatevs). The entertainment was great- I forget the guy's name (Frank?), but he was talented and funny and awesome. I had some drinks, sang a song requested by the piano player *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsRNCvHXHHU*, sang a song requested by someone else *http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLblaUFfHwc* and had a fantastic time snuggling up to Bill and singing along with the crowd.)
Wednesday: Progreso- Mayan Ruins and Shopping
(I'll be honest and say that I didn't think I would be super interested in the Dzibilchaltun Mayan Ruins. On Wednesday we got breakfast sent to our room and got ready to go out and see Progreso, Mexico. The day started with shopping, since that's what slaps you in the face as soon as you get off the boat. We got on the bus to go to the ruins and our guide was really friendly and informative. I started to get more and more interested and by the time we got there, I was pretty excited about the tour. The history was amazing, the ruins were beautiful, the museum was awesome... but the best part was the sink hole. It's crazy to think of how many people used this tiny sink hole as a water source back in the day- today it's just... absolutely beautiful. Fresh, crystal clear water covered with lily pads, full of thousands of tiny fish swimming around with you. It was cold and a perfect little dip on a hot day. Bill climbed up the steps of the ruins while I took pictures, we got a Mayan calendar with symbols for our wedding day (still not exactly sure what it all means- we got the Spanish version, so Bill will have to read it to me at some point) and hopped the bus back to port where we did some more shopping and some drinking before getting back on the ship.)
Thursday: Cozumel- Shopping, Taxi to San Francisco Beach, Lunch, Swimming
(Room service breakfast, again (not a huge selection to choose from- but you can definitely fill your tummy before heading out into Mexico... I stuck with yogurt/bagel/apple juice pretty much every time we got breakfast sent to our room). The water in Cozumel is a different color blue than I've ever seen (it almost looks fake, like they poured dye in it) and the port is much prettier than Progreso (I'm told it's a lot more established, so that's probably why). To get through to the island, you have to go through the duty free shop... we passed on all the free tequila samples on the way in. We did some shopping and found that we should have done the majority of our souvenir shopping in Progreso- it's a little less expensive. Bill spoke to one of the shop keepers (I bought two dresses from her) and she apparently expressed their frustration with the fact that the tourists get to Cozumel and don't want to pay the higher prices. We got some super cheap beer and juice from 7-11 (looking back, we should have loaded up- especially on water- we were allowed to take a 12-pack of non-alcoholic beverages each onto the boat... and we didn't, so we ended up paying $4 for bottled water and $3 for sodas- nonsense) and drank it while walking around and haggling with a taxi driver. He wanted to take us around the entire island (I'm glad we decided against that because we wouldn't have had the time), but we decided (or Bill and the taxi driver decided, in Spanish- Hi, I'm just the white girl hanging out here, down for whatever) to go to San Francisco Beach and it was a great decision. Ocean. Drinks. Seafood. Not much more to say. One of life's perfect days. On the way back we hit up every free tequila sample we had time for. What a difference 5 hours makes.)
Friday: Reading on the balcony, Breakfast, Casino, Art Auction, Trivia, Piano Bar
(I guess I wrote down "reading on the balcony" because it was one of the most soothing things I've done in a long time. If you go on a cruise, get a room with a balcony. I guess we got a huge one... not sure why... but both of our next door neighbors commented on the size of ours and asked if we requested the bigger balcony (I didn't book the trip, but I'm almost positive we just lucked out and got one that was 3 times the size of our neighbors'). We had a lounge chair, 3 regular chairs and a little table. Waking up to the ocean, taking a pillow outside to the lounge chair and reading to fill up time while Bill was still asleep was heaven. When he woke up we did the breakfast buffet, again (I think we only did this twice?) and I decided to have a couple of Bloody Marys while we played the slots for a bit. We went to an art auction (the free champagne was great... but I wasn't a fan of anything they -tried to- sell... and none of the paintings that I tagged got brought out- bummer). Played a trivia game (just for fun, I think you had to enter the first day to actually win anything and we didn't) and spent some R&R time in our room before seeing the New Orleans show (I don't know why I expected more from the show... but I was disappointed) and having dinner in the dining room (I think... this may have been the night before- like I said, after those first drinks, things got hazy)- we both had steak this time, I think... followed with chocolate cake for him and apple pie for me. Food. Yum. We ended our night at the Piano Bar. I drank champagne and sang "Someone to Watch Over Me" to my new Husband.)
------------------------------------------
I'm sure there were tons of other activities we could have done. Bill took advantage of the water slide and hot tubs while I rested (and nursed a sunburn). We could have stayed up 'til all hours of the night and partied with the other passengers, but that's not really us. We're early to bed, early to rise kind of people... and, it being our Honeymoon, stayed pretty close together and enjoyed being in our own little world, as we very often do. We found what we liked and stuck to it, kind of routine... but we had plenty of adventures off the ship in Mexico!
We sang Freddie Mercury songs on the way home until I fell asleep and woke up an hour away from Dallas.
The first of many trips together as a Husband and Wife...
An excellent recap, my dear wife :-)
ReplyDeleteI wanted to add a few details, but you really covered most of it. I did write a review for a cruise site about our trip, if anyone wants to check it out: http://www.cruisecritic.com/memberreviews/memberreview.cfm?EntryID=110018
To sum up: get a balcony room, bring soda/water or buy in port, buy your souvenirs in Progreso but go to the beach in Cozumel. And if at all possible, go with someone you really love, and you can't go wrong.
Other tips: dress well and act like an insufferable snob at the Art Auction = more free champagne, bring motion sickness medicine with you and try the water slide at least once.
Ahhh, this post made me nostalgic. ;-/
Looks like a fantastic time. And, you do not look sober in that pic of you playing the piano- that's what I like to see! -Tom Parke
ReplyDeleteLol, oh, I sure wasn't (I think). You'll be happy to know I didn't have to drive anywhere.
DeleteIt was indeed a fantastic time, and I think I can speak for both me and Em when I say that we are still enraged and disappointed to be back on land, and
that there isn't free food everywhere and no ocean to look at from the balcony. But that's how much we enjoyed it.
Me, too. I don't dare go back and read the Puerto Rico post. :(
ReplyDeleteI still don't understand why we got hounded at the auction... pretty sure we weren't dressed like ballers, but FREE BOOZE: who cares?
Well, I wore a button down-shirt w/ long pants and you wore a nice dress. Apparently, at the Carnival Art Auction, that equals potential baller, LOL. Still had fun getting buzzed and laughing at the loud-ass white trash drunk in front. And I technically got to see two cubist paintings, so not bad.
Delete